I’m not sure what the maker of this snack was thinking when it was, well, made. But it probably wasn’t a consumer thinking of playground taunt, “Mushroom Head! Mushroom Head!” every time she sees it.

No, probably not. Instead the maker thought to name the character on the box Choco Boy, and provide us with a helpful diagram of how to uh, eat him.

Mushroom Head! Mushroom Head!

Oh, these biscuits require a pair of scissors?

I don’t think so.

I’m thinking these are straw mushrooms?

What I like about this snack is that you can bite off the milk-chocolate end…

or plain-biscuit one…

or pop the whole thing in your mouth and taste both. I think I like this option best.

P.S. Thank you to reader Akindofmagick for introducing this item to me. I’m sorry it took so long to post about it.